Saturday, September 23, 2006
Reported by david at 1:10 PM vomit-inducing, thats what up
It recently occured to me that i have not sat on an aeroplane to go overseas for any particular reason, holidays, educational trips, etc, for a very long time.
I wondered why. Was it the jet-lag? nope. the phobia of flying/heights? Nope(ok maybe a little). The inability to sleep? Nope. The lack of privacy? Nope. The rule of not being able to use electronic stuff(even though we still do)? nope. Its the *food* that sucks so much ass.
every time they serve those truckloads of suck, i get a shiver down my spines as it lands on my foldable table. The smell of it smells just like, simply put, crap. It feels hot and cold at the same time. Beef feels like beancurd, rice feels like chewy rubber, the water tastes like swimming pool water. I mean come on, even *water*?
I finally gave up eating aeroplane food when one time, they served me a salmon dish sometime back. Salmon? That has got to be good. At least thats what i thought until i choked. So i didnt finish it and when the air hostess walked by later to collect the finished meals from other passengers, she didnt collect my (almost filled-up) plate. Then i told her, "excuse me, could you collect mine? Im full as well." and she gave me that "you asshole. eat it lah" look and collected it. heh heh. Maybe its because we're so high up in the sky that causes the food to suck. Maybe its the kitchen staff. Maybe its the air. Maybe it justs sucks.
at least its aeroplane trips are good weight loss sessions :D
Whats up with aeroplane food?
